Reasons to go on a date if you're older than 40

1) You'll remember why being single is OK.

2) The GOP presidential candidates might look less horrific by comparison.

3) Your next day at work will seem easy

4) You can take bets on how many times your group of girlfriends will say, "Oh. My. God." as you recount the tale at your next GNO.

5) It'll give your relationship with your dog/cat even more value and clarity.